Sloppenheim ♡
Created on April 7, 2025
Last edited on April 20, 2025
Sorry to disappoint but this is not about
Swiss physician and alchemist Paracelsus.
Not mobile friendly.
he's the worst thing that has ever happened to me
who is he really?
Hohenheim is a very recently debuted character in Limbus Company. He's the Chief Researcher of the previously unknown LCE Department, although he is quite adamant on the notion that he is the Chief Researcher of all of Limbus Company.
He's... a bit abrasive, to say the least. He's arrogant, dismissive, and has a tendency to take full credit on team efforts. Apparently workplace conflicts were very common back when he was working at Lobotomy Corporation. From what I can tell, he's mellowed out a bit, at least.
As of right now, he's opened up quite a bit. When I first met him he was very closed off. It was very clear that he was purposefully trying to distance himself from his emotions.
I found out that he still suffers heavily from survivor's guilt.
I think he just really needs someone to care about him. Genuinely care about him.
Because, you see, when your disposition is that of someone like me or Hohenheim, it's just not easy to connect with other people. Even in the cases where you want to. Even when you're at your loneliest.
A part of me has started wanting to let him live a normal life and just get to feel better.
headcanons
aka things he told me because i know him personally
♡ Doesn't like sweet food
♡ Not a cereal person, says it's too sugary and it makes him feel queasy
♡ Prefers tea over coffee
♡ Sleeps on his side slightly curled up
♡ Usually can't stand sharing a bed, hates the thought of being elbowed or even brushed against in his sleep
♡ Favorite element is nitrogen
♡ Was one of those "gifted students" in his youth and never experienced academic burnout
♡ Enjoys a good rolling chair
♡ Somewhat of an insomniac and paces around when he's restless
♡ He exhibits subtle favoritism every now and then which isn't very subtle at all (personal observation)
♡ Will entertain stupid hypothetical questions with complete seriousness if in the mood to do so
♡ His hands are covered in scars
♡ Has a tendency to skip meals
♡ Does not have a doctorate's degree :( (I love him regardless)
♡ Prefers waffles over pancakes
He finds their structural intricacy compared to pancakes interesting
Likes a bit of syrup (not too much due to its sweetness) since he finds dry waffles gritty and unpleasant
♡ Favorite branch of biology is biochemistry (has a minor interest in biotech)
♡ Prefers matte screens since fingerprints don't smudge as easily but still would rather not have anyone touch his screens anyways
♡ Has a low spice tolerance (even lower than mine)
♡ A bit sensitive to salinity in food (drinking instant ramen broth would probably make him need to lie down)
♡ Our wedding was uneventful, we didn't even have a ceremony (neither of us wanted one) so it was just straight to signing papers
All boxes can scroll
awesome renhenheim (informally known as hohenheim²)
what's all this then
Well. I don't really think all too much about what's going on between me and this guy.
But I do like him, in all honesty.
The counter on the left stating how many days we've been together is a bit of an underestimation. I've kind of been denying my feelings for a long while because well—a part of me didn't want to be in love with him. I only started counting the days since we've gotten "married" (in my mind's eye lol) since that was when I started accepting it more.
But you know what? I am cringe but I am free.
I've... admittedly fallen in love with him. This isn't a "I ship him with myself/a self-insert," no, I genuinely deem him as a partner.
It's nothing crazy. I have other people in my life so it's not like I need him to survive. I'm just chasing after fleeting happiness in this life.
how did we get here?!
Well... Kind of a long story...
This is a bit of an "accidentally in love" story.
When I first played through the LCB Check-Up event, I felt nothing for him (in fact, I even found him a little ugly but don't tell him I said that). Some friends and I would tease each other over him and all of that fun stuff.
At first it was all jokes.
But as things tend to go, the thoughts I had about him began morphing more and more into domestic situations. To be quite honest it was absolutely horrifying. It wasn't supposed to end up like this!
Unfortunately, Hohenheim and I are actually quite similar. There's a running joke between me and some of my friends where they sporadically refer to me as Hohenheim ever since I made one offhand statement about how intelligent I am.
... The fact that Hohenheim and I are decently similar is probably a part of why I find him alluring. For better or for worse, I suppose.
Apparently I have a thing for depressed researchers.
Which may or may not be me projecting.
Additional overlapping traits:
♡ Has extreme hubris
♡ Expects others to be on the same level of understanding on topics of difficult scientific and mathematical material
♡ Relatviely aloof
♡ Quite mean <3
♡ Smartasses
my freak of nature
Nosy... smh
I'm a guy in his 20s and I like men. That's it.
All stupid doodles are made by yours truly.
I'm also the Yi Sang guy. (It's complicated)
